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"One of the most joyfully smart, stimulating and entertaining comedians this country has." The Telegraph

Short, Plump And Bald

But Still As Mischievous As Ever


British-Iranian Comic: Omid Djalili

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After great success at the Edinburgh Festival in 1995, Omid has become a Festival Fringe favourite with a string of sell-out shows. It started in 1995 with ‘Short Fat Kebab Shop Owner’s Son’, then in 1996 in ‘Arab & The Jew’ on to 1997 with ‘Omid Djalili Is Ethnic’. His next show ‘Omid Djalili’ was so successful he signed a major video deal with VVL. In 2000 he went back to Edinburgh and had another hit show ‘Warm to my Winning Smile’ and in 2002 with ‘Behind Enemy Lines’ both of these shows became Edinburgh’s hottest ticket. ‘Behind Enemy Lines’ received an astonishing six 5 star reviews. He is one of the funniest, freshest and most original comedians in Britain.

“Electrifying stage presence and hilarious, first rate impressions.”
“Terry Alderton was sensational and hilarious.”

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All profits from the sale of Omid’s World Cup track “England’s Going Out (to do it again)” will go to the Bobby Moore Fund for Cancer Research UK.
Omid Tweets He Has Been Offered A Job As A Head Chef In Abu Dhabi Due To Accidental LinkedIn Connections!

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