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Acerbic, articulate stand-up.
Beautifully crafted, devastatingly funny.
Simon Evans combines precise language, dry intelligence and a knowingly superior stage persona with superbly engineered jokes.
Comedian. Writer. Master of dry wit.
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Sizzlingly entertaining… Beautifully crafted, devastatingly funny gags…
The Guardian
A FEW FAMILIAR
CREDITS
Six BBC Radio 4 series
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Television appearance
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2025–26 live tour
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AT A GLANCE
Intelligent, dry stand-up
Experienced after-dinner performer
Elegant, precise writing
Television and radio regular
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Simon Evans is an intelligent and assured live performer whose acerbic wit and elegant writing reward audiences who enjoy comedy with real bite.
Subtle, sarcastic and smart, Simon takes aim at modern life, institutions and our collective blind spots. The apparent superiority is always balanced by self-awareness, making him a distinctive and dependable choice for theatres, festivals and after-dinner audiences.
His television credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow. On BBC Radio 4 he has made six series of Simon Evans Goes to Market, and his more recent work includes Simon Evans is Right, One Person Found This Helpful and the 2025–26 tour Staring at the Sun.
WHAT PEOPLE SAY
He wields language like a rapier and trusts his ability to keep an audience hanging on for the punchline.
The Scotsman
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